If you're wondering if I'm still alive, well... No. I died a long time ago. I yearn to see another picture of Kanda and Allen in the same frame together. I now sub-exist on surfing Japanese websites and collecting Yullen pictures.

And if you were wondering why I haven't made a new journal entry for a while, it's because I didn't want to write over my oath and will. :C

Keywords: IF.

Yeaahhh.
Anyway, WHY IS ALL THE YULLEN GONNNEE? There's NO good Yullen fanfiction anymore. NONNEE. And all the good stories are like... on hiatus too. ; __; Or haven't updated since the apocalypse. 3 years too early for an apocalypse, man.

So. I've noticed the increase in the amount of LaviYu and Laven. Sure, they seem well written. (Seriously, why is it so hard to find Yullen jealousy angst? D: ) BUT REALLY- There's so many things wrong with it, I don't even know where to start.

... I'll just say whatever comes to mind, OK?

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FIRST UP-
Laven.

Ohhhh. LAVEN. =Fummmeee.=
I just read the stupidest fic, hoping that Kanda'd be interested in her too, but NOOOO. Yeah, I gave up looking. :C
Kanda and Allen did bicker, though. But Allen was so out of character that it wasn't cute at all. = A=
And really... Allen was rude all the way throughout the story. He's supposed to be polite ALL THE WAY THROUGHOUT exept when debts or Master Cross are mentioned, and when he fights with Kanda. :C
Well, the only time Lavi and Allen had a funny/cute fight was in an anime omake, where Lavi ate Allen's mitarashi dango. However, I saw nothing but a friendship behind that.

Yullen, I don't know. There's just so much chemistry. <333.

Anyway, another thing with Laven-- WHAT IS THERE TO LOVE? SERIOUSLY. IT'S SO BORING I'D SNORE ALL THE WAY THROUGH. And I kind of did. :C
I skimmed through it, and the only thing I found interesting was that Kanda/Allen fight I mentioned.
They don't even LOOK good together... = A=" Ugh... Pictures of them together in an intimate position makes me want to vomit my guts out.

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Actually, Lavi's boring with ANYONE. :C

Well, exept Tyki. > u<" I'm not really that fond of Lucky, but they do look good together. And their personalities go together so well. <33~! I especially love how it's usually Lavi being the pervert, but this time it's Tyki who's perving on him. XDD! There was this one fic where Lavi freaked out by being touched by a friend (like, I think was just on the shoulder) because he thought it was Tyki. SO CUUTTE. XDDD! Oh, and I've seen them both stripped down to their boxers ON THE SAME PAGE! >8'D And it was CANON! (It was on an inner cover in one of the volumes in Japan. Allen stripped them down with poker and he had a gleaming smile on his face. XD! Road was laughing so hard she cried, and she was clinging to Allen's neck. Haha! I'm not against AllenRoad much.)

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And I STILL can't find the chemistry between Lavi and Allen.
@ A@"
Red and white DO go together in colours... but... Ugh. = A="

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Next up-- ALLENA.
This made me hate Lenalee.

Now, I like her overall. She's a strong woman, a wonderful personality, and very sweet. <3 I'd love to have a good friend like her. Oh, and she's really pretty. :'B

And seriously. The only thing I see between her and Allen right now is that Lenalee's like an older sister. Lenalee once said that "I know Lavi cares for Allen just as much as I do", yadda yadda... And Lavi's obviously like an older brother to Allen. Oh, and though we all know that Allen's interested in Lenalee, it only seems like a little crush. He thinks she's "cute". But that's all we know. Oh, and he said that "You're supposed to be the big sister here, remember?!" Oh, and Lavi's interested in her too, but meh... They're OK together. I don't see much chemistry though in their looks. Their personalities go together, though. C:

Back on topic, ALLENA. SERIOUSLY. GRAHHHH. =Rips hair out.= It's just as boring and uninteresting as Laven. But it has one more fault-- IT'S SO PREDICTABLE THAT HOSHINO BETTER NOT MAKE THEM GO TOGETHER. D8<<<!!

Oh, and though it was a long time ago, when it was shown what her "world" consisted of, puzzle pieces were shown, and her brother was still the most important to her.

HAHA!

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OH MY GOD- DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON LAVIYU.

=Thrashes keyboard violently.=

Oh my god, though I really like Lavi's character, I hate him for being paired up with Kanda. So I'd be so much happier if he were to find himself a girlfriend canonly.

Well.
Someone once told me while that Kanda and Allen were opposites that clashed, Lavi and Kanda were opposites that complemented.
...
WHHAATTTTTTT?
BULLLLLSHIIITTTTTT.

And heck, to even START complementing, you have to have something ALIKE. Kanda and Lavi have NOTHING in common. NOTHING. And nothing really in opposite too...

What's the opposite of black?
White, right!?
Who says "colour"!?

What's the opposite of left?
Right, right? Riighhtt. Right? Right.
Not "center".

You probably don't know what I'm babbling about.

In this case,
The opposite of a being cold-hearted and a jerk...
Is being caring, sweet and kind, right?
Not being mischievious and flirty. :C

Kanda and Allen have many things in common, and in difference. That much is obvious. I mean, they even say the same things at the same time! "Metamorphosising", as one fanfic mentioned!

Oh, and they both have that dark side. Both comical and serious. Comical, they're both super-evil. Haha~! <3
But in seriousness...
Link: "You two work for the Vatican, you should atleast have the decency to-"
I think he was going to say something along the lines of "grow up and shut up".
Kanda: "Shut up."
Link: (Irritated.) "Excuse me?"
Kanda: "I said shut up."
Kanda looks at Allen when he says this.
"It's none of my business. I don't give a damn."
Allen understood what he ment perfectly.
Miranda thought that she was the one that set him off.
Allen smiled, and said it was because of him.
They understand each other well, so it seems. That LaviYu fan said that it'll take atleast 2 more years for Allen to know Kanda. But seriously- What main character takes that long to get along with someone? XDD Main characters usually makes everyone like him/her extremely fast. Examples are of Naruto, Ichigo, Luffy, Yoh, etc. (Not so much with Edward Elric [it's funny that way, but the readers all love him. I adore him! <3], Yusuke and such, though.) It's obvious that when Kanda's past is finally revealed, Kanda and Allen's relationship will grow. Ofcourse, it'll only be to a friendship, since it IS a shounen manga... (Sighhh.) But still. They click.

And really. I wonder if Lavi and Kanda did a combo-attack together on their first mission together?! Well, I know Kanda and Allen did.

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Oh, and they told me that alot of Yullen fans say that "love is hate", which... to me, when they put it like that, sounds stupid. But yeah, there have been fics that I've read that can rock the idea. It's not so much of a twisted love, but a twisted hate.

I know that Kanda thinks that Allen's naive to try to save anyone in sight, even though he isn't naive. Allen just wants to do what he can.

I don't truly believe that Kanda hates Allen for trying to save random strangers Kanda thinks Allen pities.

"Don't you have anything precious to you!?!?"
Kanda says that to Allen, because the idea of Allen not valuing himself at all pissed him off.

"What was precious to me..."
Allen doesn't cry while saying this. I love him for being strong like that.
"...I lost long ago.
It's not that I feel pity for them... or that it's about my sense of honour, but... I'm only human, my heart goes to what's in front of me, not the big picture! I want to do what I can!"

I really, really loved those lines. <3 It was something like that. Kanda looked kind of surprised, but I think he forgave him for it, too. I typed that with no reference. C: My D.Gray-Man volume 2 has been read so much that the cover was bent... Oops. XD" I DO try to take good care of my books! They're almost all in good shape! :C

Oh, and why was Allen the only one that wanted to stay with Kanda at the Ark? <333
I changed...
"I'm staying with Kanda!"
To...
"I want to stay with Kanda!"
8'D Hee.
And...
Lavi: "Allen!" :'O
To...
Lavi: "Oh my, Allen! :'D"

"You're insane if you think I'd let you fight alongside me."
Ouch, Kanda. D':
If only it was...
"You're insane if you think I'd let you fight alongside me and get hurt."
BWAHAHHA- Yeah, so Kanda can do all the hurting himself. XD"

Oh, OH!
And the Musician's song lyrics...
"Love for the last."
KANDA APPEARED LAST~! XDDDD
It was only in the anime, but HMMM....

Oh, and when Allen trapped himself in the Ark...
Haha! Lavi snuck out to look for Allen... AND KANDA FOLLOWED!?!? They both heard the Musician's song, and thought it was familiar and stuff... LaviYu fans might say that Kanda wanted to go with Lavi... for Lavi. =Burns with anger.= Well, I believe it was for Allen, but sighhh... :C I just wish it was, y'know?


I believe that Kanda hates him for making promises that he can't keep. That can be easily forgiven. You can't blame Allen for making such promises. He wants to believe in the promises he makes, too.

I think, maybe, just maybe, that Kanda doesn't like himself, maybe because that he wasn't able to keep a promise in the past. Or someone important to him broke a promise of reunion, or of a happy ending.

I read too much shoujo manga.
XDDDD!

Kanda does have people that are important to him, though. Komui and Lenalee, for example. And probably his swords smith. And probably even Didi. I can totally imagine that Allen could be something even more than that.

Now, I know that accidental kisses are sooooo cliche... :C And I never want to happen, but I really want it to happen. ; __; I mean, Naruto and Sasuke did it, so why noooott!? And seriously, -------, whups. I almost started ranting about SasuNaru. XDDD!!

Oh, and not all love-hate couples work. So shut up about the love-hate-couples-are-stupid thing.
Rivals work especially best. <3

LIKE SASUNARUUUUU~! <33
My GOD they are SOOOO CUTE TOGETHERRRR.
But Kanda and Allen are SOOO MUCH MORE LOOVVEELYYYY TOGETHHERRR. <3333 =Gyrates like that annoying self-proclaimed pretty feather eyebrow guy from Bleach.=
Fights and all!

SasuNaru works.
They have a rivalry, brotherly relationship. Now, Sakura obviously loves Sasuke that way, and Naruto seems to care for Sasuke just as much as Sakura does... And that's extremely suspicious. > __>" They've even kissed... (Accidentally, but still.) And only Naruto can make him smile and blush and look like a fool. D: <3333333

AkiraxHikaru...
OH MY GOOOODDD. <333333333 THEY ARE ADORAABBLLLE TOGETHER. XDDD SO cute. SOOOO cute~!

Ichida (IchigoxIshida) works with their personalities.
Their looks don't go together at all. XDDDD Ishida sometimes looks really hot, but I've always seen him in a "geeky" style... = u="
Yes, like Yullen, they have alot in common. Ichigo even invited him to lunch, and they both bitched and complained, but they enjoyed the time, no? <333 Now, don't get me wrong. I support IchiOri more. I haaatttee IchiRuki. Hate it. I didn't like it even before I discovered Yullen and LaviYu. (IchiRuki is kind of like LaviYu, but I can't see them as anything more than friends, I'M NOT SORRY. <3)
(IchiOri is nothing like Yullen, by the way. But it's so sweet and passionate, it's not boring at all. <333 And Orihime is so beautiful and strong, inside and out! I don't really like Ichigo that much, though. I find him rather... boring. :C Not my type, either. )

LxLight/LightxL TOTALLY works.
OHMYGOD. Their looks don't really go together at all, but OH MY GOD. They just click. So much.

ZoloxSanji/SanjixZolo works.
Their looks go together, too. And personalities, sort of. C:

YohxThatspikeyhairedChineseguy works. Sort of...
I 'unno. :C They work for me. Kind of. I like YohxAnna best, though. I REALLY like Yoh, Anna and Hao as characters. <3

KuroFai... I almost died of happiness when I realized they were canon. 8'D Their looks don't really go together, and the personality... meh... But Fai's "I've always waited for the one who would take me along" (sounded so gay, by the way. I loved it.) attitude and Kurogane's "If I want to do something, I just do it myself." attitude. <3333 I love that Kurogane's like Fai's "food" now. <3

TakutoxMitsuki...
IS SO CUTE. <3333 I don't like Mitsuki much at all, but I really like Takuto. I don't like EichixMitsuki. Ugh. :C I like Eichi and Takuto's characters alot. They don't make a good couple, ofcourse. Eichi and Takuto's four-panel comic of their meeting was funny, but they aren't the least a good couple.


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ThatspikeyhairedChineseguyxHoro does NOT work.
Do you hear me? They'll NEVER work. NEVER. I don't know why, but it just doesn't feel right...

NaruSaku-- WHAT ON THE FUCKING EARTH!? D8<
Dude, I know that Sakura obviously loves/or cares alot for Naruto now (even that woody guy said so--kind of--before he was cut off...), but STILL. Besides, Sakura still loves Sasuke more than anything. And really. Having Naruto go gaga on Sakura the whole series, it just makes no sense that they'd end up together. And frik, Hinata just confessed! In the manga! D:< And what are the chances of her dying!? ZERO. Oh, and I love NaruHina, too. C: Not so much as SasuNaru, though.

SasuSaku... Oh my god. =Shakes head.=
The only way that would ever be possible is if that Sasuke wants to revive his clan. XDDD And seriously, I'd totally root for Karin instead of Sakura. Sasuke obviously (hopefully) care for her, though... Oh well. As long as Naruto stays the most precious to him, it's OK! <3

KanamexZero...
THIS, I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH-- WILL NEVER, EVERRRRRRRRRR WORK. GRAH. GRAH. EVEN THOUGH THEY LOOK HOT TOGETHER, JUST... NOOOOOO. Fuck, it's just so ridiculous. Comparing it to Yullen is an insult.

InuyashaxKikyo... UUKKEEE.= I puke even at their past together. PUUKKKEE.

InuyashaxKagome... Okay, I used to like this couple. ...But ugh. It's just... They're childish in a way that it's not cute.

KougaxInuyasha/InuyashaxKouga...
I've never even heard of the fanbase, but I hate it already.

ThatreallydullguyxWatanuki...
ARE YOU SAIRIOUS? Oh my god, I haven't heard of a big fanbase, but I'm sure a fanbase exists. No chemistry whatsoever.

Those-two-mangaka-partners-in-Bakuman...
NO. Just... No. Actually, NONE of the pairings in the story really work for me... > __> I do like that Eiji (what was his name again?) guy though. XD

GokuxVegeta... =Eye twitches.= =Shudder shudder...=

And yeahhh... That's what I can think of. All the love-hate related couples that I can think of, that is.